The Threat Has Been Neutralized Sticker

Note: This sticker is in production now, and will be ready to ship in 1-2 weeks.

 

When the “threat” in El Paso turns out to be… party balloons.

This sticker is a tongue-in-cheek nod to overblown official statements, dramatic press briefings, and the kind of deadpan language that deserves a second look. Equal parts satire and side-eye, it’s perfect for anyone who appreciates political humor with a razor-thin line between serious and surreal.

Bold navy and red lettering, a crossed-out balloon graphic, and that impeccably calm phrase make this one feel like a probably-AI-generated meme from Truth Social.

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or anywhere you’d like to quietly announce: we read the whole article. We're not impressed.

 

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Details:

 • 4.52" x 1.18"

 • Easy peel and stick

 • Printed on durable, high-quality vinyl

 • Water-resistant, rub-resistant, UV protected

 • Matte finish

 • Original illustration and typography

 

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Perfect for:

 • News junkies

 • Fans of political satire

 • Anyone who knows the threat the government is keeping you safe from...is balloons