Life Is Pain au Chocolat

Life is pain… au chocolat.

If you cope with existential dread via carbs and wordplay, this sticker is for you. Featuring a golden croissant and a not-so-subtle pastry pun, this design is equal parts cozy, cynical, and deliciously relatable. Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, kindles, or anywhere you want to signal that yes, life is hard, but pastries help. Printed on durable, weather-resistant vinyl with rich, warm colors and crisp details, this sticker is made to last through daily life, emotional turmoil, and at least a few coffee spills.

 

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Perfect for:

 • Pastry lovers & bakery obsessives

 • Fans of dark humor with a soft, buttery center

 • Anyone whose personality is 40% jokes and 60% snacks

 

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Details

 • High-quality vinyl sticker

 • Waterproof, scratch-resistant, and weatherproof

 • Glittery finish for a playful look

 • Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and more